What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 03:06
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Why am I always so tired and I don't eat enough?
HELLO
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
What song are you listening to right now? What does it mean to you?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
{RING} {RING}
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
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Yes sir it is.
Sure no problem officer.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
What kind of lights would you like to use for your home decor?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
After a few moments he returns.